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The signs’ last words

astrologygeek:

Aries: I hid a million dollars under the *dies*
Taurus: thanks for the going away cake guys
Gemini: knock knock…..who’s there…. *dies*
Cancer: some cliché movie last words
Leo: you should see the look on your face
Virgo: I wonder how many times I’ve ever blinked
Libra: lol bye
Scorpio: I’M READY FOR HELL
Sagittarius: wait am I dying
Capricorn: finally man this was exhausting
Aquarius: I see the light….. wait that’s hellfire
Pisces: tell my chinchilla I love him

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The signs as Disney plot twists
  • Aries: Rourke being evil in Atlantis
  • Taurus: Stinky Pete being evil in Toy Story 2
  • Gemini: King Candy being Turbo
  • Cancer: Cinderella having the other slipper
  • Leo: Hans being evil in Frozen
  • Virgo: Joleficent kissing Aurora
  • Libra: Rapunzel having her hair cut
  • Scorpio: Lotso being evil in Toy Story 3
  • Sagittarius: Anna's act of true love
  • Capricorn: Callaghan being Yokai
  • Aquarius: Hiro finding Baymax's chip
  • Pisces: Robert's true love kiss working in Enchanted
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HOW LONG CAN YOUR SIGN HOLD A GRUDGE?
  • Aries: 24 Hours tops
  • Taurus: Until they die. Maybe not even then.
  • Gemini: Give it 30 seconds
  • Cancer: Years
  • Leo: Until the end of time
  • Virgo: Couple of months
  • Libra: .02 seconds unless you really fucked up
  • Scorpio: All of eternity
  • Sagittarius: Two days
  • Capricorn: Don't even bother apologizing
  • Aquarius: A year
  • Pisces: 2 months maybe
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zodiacmind: “Fun facts about your sign here ”

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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who the signs are going to fight
  • aries: you
  • taurus: their alarm clock
  • gemini: the entire human population
  • cancer: anyone who makes them cry
  • leo: condoms
  • virgo: the patriarchy
  • libra: everyone but only using their lips
  • scorpio: god
  • sagittarius: iggy azalea
  • capricorn: their parents
  • aquarius: bras
  • pisces: themselves
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The signs at 2 AM
  • On tumblr: pisces, scorpio, libra, gemini,
  • Sleeping: Taurus, Cancer, virgo, Capricorn
  • Honestly, who even knows: aries, leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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the signs as their stereotypes according to tumblr
  • aries: will fight literally anyone anytime
  • taurus: gentle giant
  • gemini: two faced but everyone loves them
  • cancer: too kind for their own good
  • leo: all extroverts. every single one.
  • virgo: perfectionists who are also incidentally perfect themselves
  • libra: pEaCe LoVe and JuStIcE
  • scorpio: evil and cunning and very sexual
  • sagittarius: precious flower child
  • capricorn: rich and apathetic
  • aquarius: I can't even find a good stereotype for this. aquarius is all over the place tbh. gay probably.
  • pisces: fish. every goddamn time.
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SIGNS AS A KING/QUEEN
  • Aries: One two three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND
  • Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST
  • Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy
  • Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
  • Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone even peasants!!!
  • Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War
  • Libra: I'd like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!!!!!
  • Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants 2 kill me or fuck me #tru
  • Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I rite???
  • Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER
  • Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
  • Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!!
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zodiaccity: “Zodiac Capricorn Misconceptions. For more info on all the zodiac signs, click here. ”

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Capricorn Misconceptions. For more info on all the zodiac signs, click here.

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zodiaccity:

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